Monday, November 19, 2007

The hunt for dry november

Day ten has brought closure, or at least some serious progress, to my quest for dry cleaning. The last week and a half saw simple everyday tasks (like going to the store or eating) trigger a serious adrenaline rush in my brain upon their completion. The only feeling I can compare to purchasing a pillow cover or public transit card here is when the Eagles beat the Falcons for the NFC title a few years ago. Pure joy.
And one of these simple tasks I've charged myself with is finding a dry cleaner. Our fellow expat American neighbors on the 28th floor, Laura and Liz, have been claiming that dry cleaning exists in our complex. Others have said it does not. I started believing it was a myth, this dry cleaner. So, I asked my Chinese friend here, Sally, to write in Chinese characters - "Where is the dry cleaner?" - and also how to pronounce it. This piece of paper now likens itself to the map to the holy grail.
I began showing it to the security officers, our chinese neighbors, the housekeeping staff, anyone who would respond to my opening line - "Qing wen" (excuse me). They all nodded approvingly at the piece of paper, Sally must have good penmanship I'm thinking, and began to rattle off chinese -- and point. Most of them pointed in the direction of builiding 27, the building next to ours (22). And today, I hit the jackpot.
After showing a security guard the piece of paper, he nodded approvingly at the penmanship, but did not point. Instead, he walked me into building 27, down some shady stairs, and into the basement. I was half-expecting to see Robert DeNiro and Christopher Walken on the other side of the door (those who have not seen the Deer Hunter, please ignore this). But, instead, I was greeted by the dry cleaners. More chinese exchanges take place between the woman behind the counter and I. However, anything that is not a number that can be written on paper is out of my league and I reply with "wo bu dong" (I don't understand). But she was very pleasant and seemed trustworthy. And she better be because she has my striped canali shirt and navy blue pants. I believe I have to go back in three days to pick it up with my pink slip and 20 kuai (about $3). Wish me luck.

13 comments:

Eleanor Armstrong said...

Chris....I love this blog! Where DO you get your sense of humor from? I'm going to look up the Patron Saint of Dry Cleaners and pray you get your pants back! Don't want you teaching au natural!

Love, Mom xo

bgsoden said...

Chris, We've enjoyed seeing all the pictures you've sent home and your experience to date in China. This latest one has obviously left you "pressed for time". It's great knowing we now have a point person for getting our Olympics tickets and accomodating our lodging needs, given the look of the apartment.

It's amazing how far you can get on hand gestures and a smitten of the mother language, relying on the good nature of people. Your experience reminds of so many times that's all I had to communicate with all of these foreign groups I worked with in the past.

What an adventure for you. We're two of many taking in all of your experiences and living vicariously through you. Enjoy, grow, and be safe. Hope you don't get "shanghaied" with any other problems.

All the Best! Brendan & Gerri

Debbie said...

Chirs
I love hearing about your adventures. I wish I had the opportunity to do such things when I was younger. I guess I just wasn't looking. You do have quite a sense of humor (where did he get that from Elbo??). LOL!!! I will be checking in to the blog frequently. It sounds like things are going as well as could be expected. Your apartment looks pretty nice and modern.
Take Care
Aunt Deb

Anonymous said...

Hi Chris, Your mom sent your blog address via e-mail. Agree with your mom, your sense of humor is great. I think you will survive with that value. Enjoy yourself and keep the stories coming.
Love you 2nd cousin Jeanne (O'Brien)Turner

Anonymous said...

Chris ... Looks awesome over there. If you have problems finding a dry cleaner in the future, call me - I should be able to find one because all of the people in Atlanta who dry clean are Chinese. Norm

Anonymous said...

i hope you get your pants back, but if you dont i can help you sue like that judge in DC.

-keg

Anonymous said...

hey chris that pic looks awesome..i can't believe your really there..it almost looks like atlantic city(with many more Chinese people and Chinese letters, so i guess not after all)...glad you found that dry cleaner..can't be going to work a wrinkled mess!! it was good to talk to you this morning..be safe and i love you!! talk to you soon! love ,bernadette

Anonymous said...

chris. HELP! can you explain to me dependent ratio adjustments?!

love the blog, buddy. i passed it along to everyone at shining through so your blog commentary rating should go to inappropriate very soon.......

Anonymous said...

Greate blog! You are living up to the expectations you set earlier this year with your horrific dinner club travel e-mail.

Did you bring the tomato red flamenco shirt with you? That puppy's going to require quite a bit dry cleaning when the ladies go nuts and spill their drinks on it.

Anonymous said...

i'm having flash backs to my short time in greece;) makes communication in europe look like a cakewalk doesn't it?! sounds like you're doing well :) love the pics and blogs, keep posting them. i can't wait to hear more

d

doyoutri said...

Chris,

cool blog....You know they have an ironman in China. That be a race to do. See if anyone is doing it over there. Try explaning that to them. The best way I can say it is...explaining the ironman is like explaining color to a blind man....


Keep in touch and enjoy and have fun.

mike

Anonymous said...

Hi Chris
At. Catherine here - I too love your blog and the pics are great. Looks like a nice clean, modern apt. Great view also. A very modern city, you would think you were right here.

Haven't a clue as to how these blog thing a jingys work, but hope you get this ok. Keep all your postings, I thing maybe you could write a book, you sure are a clever lad with the words. All girls say "Hi". We'll all be together for Thanksgiving other than the Gormans, they are at Disney til Sat.
Take care Chris and God bless. I look forward to seeing more pictures. Love, At. Catherine

Anonymous said...

great sights. glad to hear you're enjoying it out there. you have reminded me of home and how i miss it. hope you'll get the opportunity to visit. if not, i'll try to stop by and say hello.

thanks for the laughter - it came right when i needed it most.

enjoy your journey.

happy thanksgiving.